I’m not saying that my ex roommate Dan is stupid, I’m just saying that he’s one chip shy of a cookie. One day at lunch, we were all discussing where we would live over Christmas break. My wonderful AFRICAN AMERICAN friend, Letta, said that she would be living in a certain neighborhood of Columbus, at which point Dan shouts “Don’t live there! That’s a BLACK neighborhood!” I guess natural selection doesn’t always work.
Customer: “My computer won’t work. You guys must have broken it when you installed the modem.”
Tech Support: “What happens when you turn it on?”
Customer: “It won’t turn on anymore!!!!!”
Tech Support: “So you don’t see any lights or hear any noise?”
Customer: “I’m telling you it WON’T TURN ON.”
Tech Support: “Is it plugged in?
Customer: “OF COURSE it’s plugged in, you MORON!”
Tech Support: “When you push the power button it–”
Customer: “Power button? This computer doesn’t have a power button.”
Tech Support: “Sir, all computers have power buttons. Look at the front of the case, find the word ‘power,’ and push the button.”
Customer: “YOU FIXED IT!! Thanks!!!!”
I work in a local hardware store. Recently, a new employee was hired to work at the store. On his first day on the job he announced to everyone that he was mechanical genius and smarter than everyone else. After several days on the job I realized he was a complete moron. First, he misspelled grease. He spelled it G-R-E-E-S. Second, he put together a wheelbarrow with the handles on backwards. The final convincing argument that he had the intellect of a 3 year old child was when he put together an extension cord with the same part on both ends(both ends could plug into a socket). When I told him he made a mistake he simply asked, “What’s wrong with it?”. All I could manage was a laugh.
Well this person is known for many stupid events. He use to work at an amusement park in California called Six Flags Magic Mountain, he was an ride operator. The person was called Ishmael, and one great instance happen when, someone reported a trash can fire, Ishmael grabbed the fire extinguisher and pulled the pin out and threw the whole extinguisher in the trash can, hoping to cause a grenade effect. Another time was he was to report to the ride at a certain time, well the employees have their own access to the ride, but Ishmael waited with the people in line for the ride, which was over an hour long, showing up to work an hour late. And the classic came when he worked at the observation deck, Sky Tower. He was working the elevator taking people up and down all day. When the tower closes, the operator can remotely dispatch the elevators to the top of the tower, from the ground, They do this so water won’t seep in. So Ishmael got a call, that said the park was closed, so he proceeded to dispatch the elevators to the top of the tower, to sit the night, he turned off the power and left. But Ishmael forgot one thing, there were still guest on the observations deck at the top of the tower. They didn’t know that the tower was closing and Until they notice that the park was emptied. After an hour or so they found a park phone and reached someone and told them they were stranded in the tower. A mechanic answered the call and released the guest.