Stupid Bosses

My ex boss had me driving every day to different jobsites saying that he would reimburse me for gas. He also had me do non-related work like mowing his lawn and what not. I have yet to recieve a payment, and it has been over a year now since I have worked for him. To be exact, I drove nearly 3500 miles for work purposes, not including home to work type driving, and wasted my hard earned money on gas on his behalf. $7.00 an hour does not work well with gas, or vehicle servicing costs, even when you are a DIYer.

Stupid Bosses

They go through employees like a hooker goes through “johns”. Pretty soon they’re gonna run out of people on this island to hire. In the islands, a lot of advertising is done via word of mouth. I’ve been here 2 years and I’ve seen at least 50 people come and go. Some people dont even come back after their lunch on the first day. They benefits suck. They treat you like robots. Cause they want first blood. Not hard work and good attitudes.

Stupid Tech Support

(Sometimes I get very bored at work and decide to have fun with customers.)

Me: “Hi, what can I do for you today?”

Customer: “My computer isn’t working at all. It seems that something is wrong with it.”

Me: “Okay, let me see what I can do…”

(I place my hands on the computer and in my best imitation of a televangelist.)

Me: “IT IS HEALED! PRAISE THE LORD!”

Customer: “Oh my God, really? Are you serious?! Thank you!”

Me: “No, no I’m not.”

Customer: *completely baffled*

Me: “I hate my life.”

Stupid Bosses

my boss is a bitch, bitch bitch. she is into the 8th week of ignoring me now, only speaking if it is vital and then to put me down or make me look like a t**t. she bullies people over and over and if they complain she lies and twists and makes it all their fault. she has driven at least 8 people away from the job, as they were unable to work with the cow and you wouldn’t mind if she could do her job , but no, she muddles through it and then blames yours truly when things go wrong. i am not an unreasonable woman and i tried to talk to her about this but she blamed it on other people, and said they had told her stuff about me . get a fu***** grip woman, you are the manager, why are you listening to gossip? this woman is a born liar. she could win the gold medal for it if it were an Olympic sport, and when you catchy her out she lies again to cover the first lie. i wish she would leave, or get long term sick or win the lottery and retire. she is a dried up old spinster with no life but the workplace and she is DRIVING ME NUTS. thank you for listening . goodnight. yes i feel better for that.