Stupid Customers

Me: Thank you for calling Web Hosting support, how may I assist you today?

Customer: Hi.

Me: Hi.

Customer: Hello?

Me: Hello.

Customer: Oh, there you are. Can you help me?

Me: Probably, what are you having trouble with?

Customer: I can’t check my e-mail.

Me: Is there a specific issue you’re experiencing?

Customer: Yes.

Me: Ok. And that is?

Customer: I can’t check my e-mail.

Me: …ok. What seems to be stopping you from checking your e-mail?

Customer: I can’t login.

Me: Alright. While I pull up your username/password, you go to this website: www.standardemailwebsite.com

Customer: Could you repeat that?

Me: um…sure. While I pull up your username/password, you go to this website: www.standardemailwebsite.com

Customer: What was the website?

Me: standardemailwebsite.com

<About a 2 minute pause while I get his login info>

Customer: Are you still there?

Me: Yes, now that we’re on the login page…

Customer: What login page?

Me: The website I had you go to a minute ago.

Customer: What was the website?

Me: standardemailwebsite.com

Customer: Say that again?

Me: w…w…w…period…s…t…a…n…d…a…r…d…m…a…i…l…w…e…b…s…i…t…e…period…c…o…m

Customer: What was that first part?

Me: w…w…w?

Customer: After that.

Me: Period?

Customer: Where the hell is the period key?

Me: Um……….Dot?

Customer: Oh! DOT! Ok, got it. Thanks.

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