I work at a Dairy Queen, and I have to deal with stupid customers everyday. I have a bunch of stories; I hardly know where to start. So I’ll just mention a short one that happened the other day.
Customer: Excuse me! What’s up with this blizzard?!
Me: Why, what’s wrong with it?
Customer: There are chunks of strawberries in it!
Me: <stares at it> . . .Yeah; it’s a Strawberry Cheesequake.
Customer: Well YEAH, but it’s not supposed to have chunks of strawberry in it! I mean. . .SHIT, I can’t eat that!! That’s disgusting!
Note to customers: A Strawberry Cheesequake comes with cheesecake pieces and strawberries.
-Mearick