Stupid Bosses

my boss is a bitch, bitch bitch. she is into the 8th week of ignoring me now, only speaking if it is vital and then to put me down or make me look like a t**t. she bullies people over and over and if they complain she lies and twists and makes it all their fault. she has driven at least 8 people away from the job, as they were unable to work with the cow and you wouldn’t mind if she could do her job , but no, she muddles through it and then blames yours truly when things go wrong. i am not an unreasonable woman and i tried to talk to her about this but she blamed it on other people, and said they had told her stuff about me . get a fu***** grip woman, you are the manager, why are you listening to gossip? this woman is a born liar. she could win the gold medal for it if it were an Olympic sport, and when you catchy her out she lies again to cover the first lie. i wish she would leave, or get long term sick or win the lottery and retire. she is a dried up old spinster with no life but the workplace and she is DRIVING ME NUTS. thank you for listening . goodnight. yes i feel better for that.

Stupid Bosses

My boss is just a witch, plain and simple. I don’t know if it’s her “time of the month” or what. Perhaps she’s entering menopause. Whatever it is, I’m just about ready to tell her to f-off.

Simple, basic business questions are answered with “well, isn’t that what I just said?” What she claims are words she’s speaking are in all actuality just grunts. I do not know grunt language.

Stupid Tech Support

Everyone has heard the one about the woman who was speaking to Microsoft technical support and the technician asked the woman to ‘close all her windows’ . The phone went quiet and when the woman returned she said she’d had trouble reaching the small window in the bathroom…

We had a similar one where the technician asked the caller to open the door and install the cartridge… “The bedroom door or the front door?” enquired the caller…

Stupid Customers

I work the front at an Italian Foods Store where we cater as well as sell lunch and take home foods. I live in one of the richest places in Canada (i dont have money however!) and you get used to seeing expensive cars pull up and a lot of nannies and stay home wives come in.

One day these two girls come in dressed to the nine’s with huge Vuitton bags on their arms. They order identical veal sandwiches and ask for extra veggies on them. We have a sign infront of the counter stating that 2-3 toppings are an extra $1.One girl gets a tart and the other a juice.So i ring them through and girl #1 throws her receipt down: ‘What is THIS’. I tell them about the extra dollar for toppings. She is like, “I cannot BELIEVE you charge extra for some mushrooms!” I tell her that i’m sorry but thats what i am supposed to do. So they compare bills (speaking in another language so i obviously can’t understand) and one goes ‘ Why aren’t our bills identical?’ I explain that the tart is considered a grocery item and does not include tax but the juice does. They stare at me if i have 4 eyes and they proceed to say somthing in their language, look at me and LAUGH AT ME IN MY FACE before they slam out the door. These girls clearly have money and were the cheapest people i’ve ever seen. I’ve never seen them in there again, if i did i would refuse to serve them.