Stupid Customers

Me: “Hey there, how can I help you?”

Customer: “Yes, I’d like to know the 9 types of lemonade you have.”

Me: “I’m sorry sir, we only have ONE kind of lemonade and we’re out of it.”

Customer: “Okay, but what are your 9 different types?”

Me: “Sir, I don’t think you understand. We only have one kind of lemonade and we’re currently out of it.”

Customer: “Okay.”

(The customer walks away, only to come back five minutes later.)

Customer: “If I ask you the same question from earlier, you’re still going to give me the same answer, aren’t you?”

Me: “Yes…”

Stupid Bosses

I worked as a copy editor for a real estate magazine and my boss was a horrible person. She’d not only follow me to the bathroom to make sure that was where I was going, but she’d listen into my phone calls, yell at me for not telling her about my private life (Seriously…she yelled down the hall I had no life when I told her I wasn’t dating anyone in particular). She’d also ask me if I was pregnant every time I had a doctor’s appointment.

I would have told HR, but the ONE person in HR (it was a small company) had made a racist remark at a company lunch and when I complained to her, she ignored my requests to talk for 2 weeks…and then refused to apologize saying that no one else said anything, so I must be “overly sensitive.”

I stayed for a year but quit after coming in 5 minutes late from lunch to my boss ranting and raving that I was a thief, stealing from the company and that I was “walking on thin ice, young lady”

No one calls me young lady unless they were part of my conception. I was out. My boss retired a month after I left. What a hag.

Stupid CoWorkers

I have worked under a few incompetants in my short life, but this one really takes the biscuit. I work at a popular sandwich chain. The owner and the ONE manager are CRAZY about cost-cutting; nothing new here. But they have taken this insanity to the absolute limit.

Apparently this place is in a state of constant turnover. The manager (a self-proclaimed “perfectionist”) hires anyone who shows up to the interview. The guy who started 2 days before me was fired in less than a week for “not smiling enough.” Yikes! People are getting fired and quitting left and right.

On top of that, we are no longer allowed to put anything on the sandwiches. We actually DICE the green peppers to “save money”, so that the peppers resemble a wet, nasty paste. Every time I make a sandwich, customers hover over me, saying “more…more…” The onions are a sick paste, too, and the tomatoes are usually rotten, but we’re not allowed to throw them away.

But the real problem is scheduling. It used to be that 2 people would close together, the shift being 5 to 10:30. Now 2 people are scheduled at 5, but one has to go home at 8:30, and everything MUST be done by then. And guess who gets to go home early? Lucky me, working 10 hours a week.

I almost forgot to mention that the manager never shows up- she watches the cameras from her computer at home. One faces the register, the other faces the prep table. She calls once or twice a nnight to remind us to use less green peppers or to see how we’re doing.

Well, that’s my rant; better go, I’ll be late for my 3 hour shift!”