Police in the border city of Tijuana said they arrested a U.S. man with heroin hidden in his shoes.
Martin Galvan, 19, arrived in Tijuana’s airport from the western state of Michoacan when police said they saw he was having difficulty walking. On closer inspection, police found 21 ounces of heroin in the soles of his shoes, Mexico’s Attorney General’s office said. It did not give Galvan’s home town.
The heroin had a street value of about $20,000, the office said.
So I have worked at this place that I like to refer to as the Devil’s Playground for almost 5 years. And I actually just got a new job I will be startinig a week from Monday. My reason for leaving is because for the last few years this woman in my office, who I like to refer to as “The Troll” makes my life a living hell. Ok she is very LAZY I mean honestly she makes more personal phone calls in a day than she does phone calls with customers. Than when she isn’t on the phone she e-mails everyone she knows, and will NOT answer the phone it is very annoying, than she will answer the phones when the bosses come in the room, so she makes it look like the rest of us are slackers when she does NOTHING all effing day!
She makes comments all the time that are very rude to me. Also on her personal calls she likes to play 20 questions so that she won’t say she is talking about me, but im not stupid like that stupid horrible troll is. She also said that I don’t understand when our bosses mom was going through cancer even though my father had just passed away a few months earlier from cancer, and she told me to my face” we don’t understand what they are going through” I really hate her and I can’t wait to start my new job, so I don’t have to see her lazy, orange colored wrinky face ever again.
Employer Lingo:
“Competitive Salary”
We remain competitive by paying less than our competitors.
“Join Our Fast-Paced Team”
We have no time to train you.
“Casual Work Atmosphere”
We don’t pay enough to expect that you’ll dress up.
“Must be Deadline Oriented”
You’ll be six months behind schedule on your first day.
“Some Overtime Required”
Some time each night and some time each weekend.
“Duties Will Vary”
Anyone in the office can boss you around.
“Must Have an Eye For Detail”
We have no quality control.
“Career-Minded”
Female applicants must be childless and remain that way.
“Apply in Person”
If you’re old, fat, or ugly, you’ll be told the position has been filled.
“No Phone Calls Please”
We’ve filled the job. Our call for resumes is just a legal formality.
“Seeking Candidates With a Wide Variety of Experience”
You’ll need it to replace the three people who just left.
“Problem-Solving Skills a Must”
You’re walking into a company in perpetual chaos.
“Requires Team Leadership Skills”
You’ll have the responsibilities of a manager, without the pay or respect.
“Good Communication Skills”
Management communicates, you listen, figure out what they want, and do it.
A bicyclist who confronted three well-dressed men walking to their hotel in Alexandria, Virginia, pointed what looked like a 9mm semi-automatic handgun at them and demanded money. The three men turned out to be off-duty federal agents, who drew their own weapons and fired more than 20 shots, hitting the would-be robber, as well as three cars, a truck, two homes and an office building. The injured suspect’s weapon turned out to be a pellet gun.