Stupid CoWorkers

We have someone in our office (I’ll call her Ellie) who’ll do just about anything to get out of work, regardless of how morally deficient it might be.

Professionally, Ellie’s been called into The Bosses’ office for just about every charge you can imagine: poor time-keeping, extra long lunches, leaving early without completing the hours required of her, poor performance, excessive sick leave, etc. She won’t come into work if she a) is hung-over, b) has overslept or c) just can’t be bothered, and phones in with various lame excuses. We work in a lenient and laid back office, so to be called in by our mild mannered director takes quite some doing. Ellie was outraged by her poor appraisal this year and claimed that every bad mark against her was ‘someone else’s fault’. Naturally!

Stupid Bosses

I work for a public college.

My field is highly technical. My immediate supervisor is a former parking attendant. It takes years to gain the knowledge to work in my field. I have no idea how she got the job. Of course, she does not know what the hell she’s supposed to do.

She pisses me off because:

She works only 7 hours a day but is required to work 8. She watches the clock when I come in about five minutes late.

Everyone in the office works only 7 hours a day. They get to pick the time they want to come in.

She would not let me pick my time.

She takes about ten smoke breaks a day plus coffee breaks.

She was supposed to be fired years ago but her boss is protecting her because he’s just like her.

Stupid Bosses

When things are not going for him in his personal life, he takes it out on us. He is always checking on us (which I don’t mind), but he’ll either sneak up on us or watch us from a distance hiding behind the racks. Than he’ll pop out of nowhere and look at his watch and look at us without even saying a word. The next day, he’ll move us to another department and give us the silent treatment. Other times he’ll just stand there and stare at us without saying a word. When ever his football team loses, where it be college or the NFL, he is in a bad mood. But when his team wins, we’ll hear about it all day from him. And if his team loses, he’ll say, “We are at work. We are here to work and talk work, not football.” When he gets upset, he’ll grunt and bite on his teeth screaming obscenities through his teeth. One time he kicked the door and threw the phone at the wall. He got rid of his secretary because as he says it, women have no place in the shop. Everytime we work overtime, its always mandatory. When we asked why he doesn’t go ask around the guys for volunteers before he makes it mandatory overtime, his comment was, “That way I don’t have to ask”. His personal life is in shambles. His second marriage only lasted a month and a half. He left his 9 year old daughter at home while he was at work. When the boss checked his voice mail, I could hear her crying and saying that she was scared to be alone at home. When ever a deliverer comes to work, and if its a female, he won’t allow us to sign the paper work. He’ll meet her outside before she has a chance to walk inside to the receiving clerk. He once got punched on the forehead by another employee for pointing his finger in the employee’s face. He is known among the plant and in the front office as, “psycho, whiner, baby, mama’s boy, redneck, cry baby, ticking time bomb, communist,german secret agent, etc

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Stupid Criminals

Courtesy of Seattle Times

CHEHALIS — A 35-year-old Onalaska man picked the wrong place and the wrong time to hide a container with marijuana in it.

Lewis County sheriff’s detectives in Chehalis say they arrested Eugenio Anthony Colon today at 11:25 a.m. after he was seen by detectives hiding the container under a bush in front of their office window.

Colon was charged with possession of marijuana under 40 grams.

He was arriving at the Lewis County Courthouse for a court matter. Much to his surprise, he was confronted by detectives in the courtroom while he was waiting his court appearance.

Colon admitted to hiding the marijuana and told detectives he had no idea he could be seen by them.

In an aside, Sheriff Steve Mansfield says he appreciates people who choose to break the law in front of his deputies.