One of my dad’s co-workers makes some paranoid schizophrenics look smart. We live in Durango, Colorado, and there is a nearby National Monument called Mesa Verde, which is basically some old Native American cliff houses. Well, this guy thinks that Mesa Verde makes Area 51 look like a elementary school playground. He insists that the government is keeping hundreds of military aircraft in the reservation so that when Armageddon comes they can “Conquer the four corners” (the place where Colorado, Utah, Arizona, and New Mexico meet for those of us who think Chicago is a state– which this guy does).