Stupid Laws

Stupid Laws in Globe, Arizona

Cards may not be played in the street with a Native American.

Stupid Laws in Hayden, Arizona

If you bother the cottontails or bullfrogs, you will be fined.

Stupid Laws in Maricopa County, Arizona

No more than six girls may live in any house.

Stupid Laws in Mesa, Arizona

It is illegal to smoke cigarettes within 15 feet of a public place unless you have a Class 12 liqueur license.

Stupid CoWorkers

One of my dad’s co-workers makes some paranoid schizophrenics look smart. We live in Durango, Colorado, and there is a nearby National Monument called Mesa Verde, which is basically some old Native American cliff houses. Well, this guy thinks that Mesa Verde makes Area 51 look like a elementary school playground. He insists that the government is keeping hundreds of military aircraft in the reservation so that when Armageddon comes they can “Conquer the four corners” (the place where Colorado, Utah, Arizona, and New Mexico meet for those of us who think Chicago is a state– which this guy does).