Stupid CoWorkers

March 16, 2012

It was the start of fishing season. As with hunting season, to go out and fish one needed a license….

CoWorker #1:’ …oh, so you and Bob are going to go fishing this weekend? did you get your fishing licenses yet?’

CoWorker #2:’ …no not yet. I’m pretty nervous about it.’

CoWorker #1: (shakes her head) ..’why would you be nervous?’

CoWorker #2: ‘I’m afraid I’m not going to pass the test!’

CoWorker #3: ‘you don’t need to be nervous! There’s not a test! It’s just a thing where you pay a fee and fill in your name to register!’

Stupid CoWorkers
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Stupid CoWorkers

January 20, 2012

Really Old Coworker #1: What’s that girls first name?

Really Old Coworker #2: Who?

Really Old Coworker #1: Jennifer.

Really Old Coworker #2: It’s “Jennifer.”

Really Old Coworker #1: Thanks!

Stupid CoWorkers

Stupid Students

January 17, 2012

Me: “Hello, how can I help you today?”

Student: *dismayed response* “Yeah, I want to check on my student loans request.”

Me: “Sure thing. Can I get a student ID number?”

Student: “I don’t got one.”

Me: “Can I have your first and last name?”

Student: “Yeah.”

(There’s an awkward silence as he doesn’t say anything.)

Me: “Sir, may I get your first and last name?”

Student: *gives name*

(I search for the student, but can’t find him.)

Me: “Sir, are you a student here?”

Student: “I ain’t got time for this! I want my money!”

Me: “Sir, you have to be a student to get student loans.”

Student: *shocked* “Oh, shit, really?”

Stupid Students
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Stupid Tech Support

October 21, 2010

Me: “Hi my name is [name] from [company] internet tech support how can I help you today?”

Customer: “My internet is down.”

Me: “Alright what happens when you try to browse?”

Customer: “Nothing, the screen goes black every time I leave the computer for a few minutes. And I have to hold down the power button for it to come back but that restarts everything!”

Me: “Okay can you move the mouse?”

Customer: “I tried that it doesn’t work!”

Me: “Try pressing any key on the keyboard.”

Customer: “Okay, the screen isn’t black anymore, but my internet is still down.”

Me: “What does it say?”

Customer: “Owner logged in.”

Me: “Click on owner.”

Customer: “Okay internet is working now.”

Me: “Sir, that was your screen saver.”

Customer: “I don’t know what that is, but thanks for fixing the internet. Bye!”

Stupid Tech Support
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