Lost customer: “Pardon me, sir. I’m lost. Can you help me, please?”
Me: “Sure. What are you looking for?”
Lost customer: “I’m looking for Milkjer Blvd.”
Me: “I’ve never heard of it.”
Lost customer: “Yeah, it’s a weird spelling. But it’s clearly Milkjer Blvd.”
Me: “Can I see your directions?”
Lost customer: “Sure. See, it’s spelled M-L-K-J-r Blvd.”