Male sales rep, about client meeting: So, I heard you were out with a bunch of guys.
Female sales rep: Yeah, four of them!
Male sales rep: Wow, you need a towel?
Stupid CoWorkers
Male cook: Fine, we’ll spell it your way!
Female front desk agent: No, seriously! “Banana” is spelled b-a-n-a-n-a.
(later that day)
Female front desk agent to male front desk agent: Hey, how do you spell “banana”?
Male front desk agent: B-a-b…
Female front desk agent, cutting him off: Forget it.
Stupid Customers
Me: “Hello?”
Male caller: “Hi, I’d like a #9 and–”
Me: “Uh, excuse me?”
Male caller: “That was a #9.”
Me: “This isn’t a sandwich store.”
Male caller: “No? Where am I calling?”
Me: “My… house?”
Male caller: “Oh. Can you make me a sandwich anyway?”
Stupid Things Overheard
TSA officer: You will be going through a metal detector. The key words here are ‘metal’ and ‘detector.’ Now, let’s play a game called ‘What Is My Metal Belt Buckle Made Of?’ What is my belt buckle made of?
Male on line: Metal?!
–JFK Airport