Me: “Hello, how can I help you today?”
Student: *dismayed response* “Yeah, I want to check on my student loans request.”
Me: “Sure thing. Can I get a student ID number?”
Student: “I don’t got one.”
Me: “Can I have your first and last name?”
Student: “Yeah.”
(There’s an awkward silence as he doesn’t say anything.)
Me: “Sir, may I get your first and last name?”
Student: *gives name*
(I search for the student, but can’t find him.)
Me: “Sir, are you a student here?”
Student: “I ain’t got time for this! I want my money!”
Me: “Sir, you have to be a student to get student loans.”
Student: *shocked* “Oh, shit, really?”