New Sales Guy: “So, what’s the difference between JPEG and PHP?”
Me: “Are you serious?”
New Sales Guy: “Yeah! I mean, if I’m going to sell this stuff I need to understand it, right?”
Me: “Ok. Could you make some time for me to give you some basic lessons?”
New Sales Guy: “No. I’m pretty busy. Could you just email it to me?”
I sent him a link to Google and wished him luck.
He quit a week later.