Stupid Criminals

January 15, 2006

Oklahoma City – Dennis Newton was on trial for the armed robbery of a convenience store in a district court this week when he fired his lawyer. Assistant district attorney Larry Jones said Newton, 47, was doing a fair job of defending himself until the store manager testified that Newton was the robber. Newton jumped up, accused the woman of lying and then said, “I should of blown you [expletive] head off.” The defendant paused, then quickly added, “– if I’d been the one that was there.” The jury took 20 minutes to convict Hewton and recommend a 30-year sentence.

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Stupid CoWorkers

December 22, 2005

My sister is a very intelligent woman when it comes to “book smarts,” but a little naive in the ways of the real world. She used to work as a waitress, which I won’t knock, because it IS a hard job. But when the cooks told her to go to the basement (restaurant had no basement) to get the dehydrated water, she searched for the basement entrance for an hour before realizing she’d been the butt of a joke. Another time, one of the salad girls had been busy, so my sister decided to make the salad herself. Just as she was carrying it to the customer, the salad girl grabbed her and said “what are you doing?” My sister said “well, she asked for the dressing on the side.” You guessed it- she had put a little salad in the middle of the plate and poured dressing around the edges!

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Stupid Students

December 7, 2005

A 16-year-old boy in Israel was arrested this week for misbehaving in school. Police say the teen has a history of poor behavior and has made numerous threats against school officials. The teen was arrested after he locked the principal in a bomb shelter to prevent her from calling his mother. The teen has also been suspended for two weeks.

This explains why the teen was voted “Most Likely to Do Time.”

The bomb shelter was probably built to protect school officials from that kid.

The mother is trying. She gave him a taste of the real world by bringing him to her job when it was “Bring Your Punk to Work Day.”

The 16-year-old boy has a lot or rage because he’s the only one at school who hasn’t had a female teacher hit on him. That can get to a kid.

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Stupid Bosses

December 4, 2005

“I worked in a family-owned bar. The Old Man owned the bar, and it was managed (so to speak) by his son. All of the bartenders were female, and most were single parents. When an additional manager (male) was hired, I asked why our senior bartender was not promoted. The Old Man said that “this is a job for the ‘head of household’, not a woman”. When I mentioned that she was the head of her household, he said that “she needs to get herself a man to support her”.

On another occasion, I asked the manager (son of ‘Old Man’) why there were no male bartenders. He said “tits sell drinks”. When I mentioned that we had a large number of female clients, he said “this isn’t about them”.

Every woman on staff wanted to file sexual harassment/discrimination charges, but, being in the small town it was, feared that they would be labeled “troublemakers” and not hired anywhere else.”

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