Stupid Things Overheard

Crazy man: Who wants a transfer?

Crazy woman, raising hand and turning around: I do!

Crazy man, spitting food: I like yo’ braids.

Crazy woman: Thanks. [Crazy man flashes his bling.] Hahaha!

Crazy man: Yeah, these cost 70 grand, but I got ’em for 39. [Crazy woman ignores him.] I strut when I walk — e’ryday.