I was at sleep away camp and there was a really bad storm. Eventually we lost power and most of my friends went scrambling for our flashlights. My best friend at camp (sadly), shouted, “Oh no! Since we don’t have electricity our flashlights won’t work!” It took awhile, but we managed to explain to her that flashlights run on batteries. I’m still not sure she gets it, but someday she’ll understand.
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A pizza-and-sub takeout recently opened near me. When I got the menu, I decided that I would try the hamburger sub that was listed, so I called.
Me: “I’d like to place an order for pickup.”
Him: “Certainly, sir. What would you like to have?”
Me: “I’d like the hamburger sub, please.”
Him: “Excuse me, the HAMburger sub?”
Me: “Yes.”
Him: “I’m sorry, but we don’t have HAMburger.”
Me: “It’s right here on the menu.”
Him: “We don’t have HAMburger.”
This went on a few times, until finally I asked for a cheeseburger sub without the cheese. He was happy to sell me that.