Me: “How much RAM do you have?”
Friend: “Not that much; I own an old computer. I guess about 4 gigabytes.”
Me: “Uhuh, and what kind of CPU?”
Friend: “32 megabytes.”
Stupid Tech Support
I was working the help desk. One day one of the computer operators called me and asked if anything “bad” would happen if she dropped coins into the openings of her PC. I asked her if this was something she was thinking of doing. She said, “never mind” and hung up. So I got out my trusty tool kit and paid her a visit. I opened her CPU case and sure enough, there was 40 cents.