CoWorker on phone: Hold on a minute (presses hold then says to Team Leader). John is on the phone and needs to talk to you
Team Leader: Tell him I’m at lunch.
CoWorker: (back on phone) Hi, he says he’s at lunch
Team Leader: (rage in eyes)
CoWorker: Whaat?
CoWorker #1: Man, it’s way too late. I’m so sleepy.
CoWorker #2: Yeah dude. I’m so sleepy that if some guy just came up and raped me I wouldn’t even care, I’d be like “just hurry the fuk up and get it over with!”
CoWorker #1: She’s a Leslie.
CoWorker #2: Just because she wears a lot of plaid, doesn’t mean she’s a lesbian.
CoWorker #1: Her last name is Leeessssleeeeey.
It was the start of fishing season. As with hunting season, to go out and fish one needed a license….
CoWorker #1:’ …oh, so you and Bob are going to go fishing this weekend? did you get your fishing licenses yet?’
CoWorker #2:’ …no not yet. I’m pretty nervous about it.’
CoWorker #1: (shakes her head) ..’why would you be nervous?’
CoWorker #2: ‘I’m afraid I’m not going to pass the test!’
CoWorker #3: ‘you don’t need to be nervous! There’s not a test! It’s just a thing where you pay a fee and fill in your name to register!’