Female #1 in Company Lunch Room: Screaming: I’m toothless! I’m toothless! My bridge fell out. It fell under the table!
Female #2 to Female #3: I hope it was her front teeth.
Stupid Bosses
She got promoted into the job as there’s no one else available (She’s been with the company for 10 years while I have been only been working here for 2 years). As part to the “bargain” to seal the deal of her taking over the Manager position, her relatives had to be given the boot. I can totally see where this is coming from the relatives are nice bunch but they don’t pull their weight when it comes to work and are quite frequently sick and their departure gives her full reign to be the major bitch that she is.
She micro manages and her perspective is totally out of line with a normal person. She gives vague instructions and if a problem occurs it is because we did not listen to her???! She’s away from taking any responsibility but if something good happens, she will vie for full credit. She is stingy but only on others, we are expected to DIY any repairs ourselves while she gets to splurge on luxuries in the name of Company.
Her idea of a gift to you is to either claim it from the Company or to give you discount vouchers that someone else passed to her and that she does not want it.
Stupid Criminals
Clearly, the Laptop Bandit slept through most of his courses at the Criminal Mastermind Academy.
Had he paid better attention, he likely would have learned that it’s never a good idea to stare at a video camera, sans mask, when committing a burglary.
Detectives said the middle-aged crook has stolen at least a dozen laptops from five Center City businesses in recent weeks.
Police said the heists began on March 20 and continued through April 1 at businesses near Market Street, from 22nd to 30th streets.
But when the bandit burglarized the accounting offices of Milligan and Company, LLC, on 22nd Street near Arch, on March 27, police said, he stared directly at an office security camera as he made off with several laptops.
Police said he showed up on tape in the building several days later, once again walking off with about four laptops.
Investigators said they hope the clear images will quickly lead them to the not-so-brilliant bandit. The burglaries have occurred after the businesses had closed for the day. Cops said the crook uses a slim-jim device to break the locks on double glass doors.