Associate to customer on phone about beef recall: We are only recalling meat with the dates April 28th through June 6th on it.
Customer: Well, mine is dated June 23rd. Can I eat it?
Associate: Yes, ma’am. That’s not in our recall dates.
Customer: Are you sure it’s safe?
Associate: Yes ma’am. That meat wasn’t part of the recall.
Customer: What were the dates again?
Associate: April 28th to June 6th.
Customer: So, I won’t die?
Associate: Ma’am, unless you plan on smearing it on a pig and eating it raw, you are going to be fine.