Stupid Criminals

Police say a suburban Chicago man faked a carjacking to avoid getting arrested for drunk driving.

DuPage County officials say 21-year-old Jason Atkins had too much to drink at a party in April and crashed his car into a tree.

To avoid detection, officials say he had two friends help him concoct a story about being carjacked at gunpoint.

The story started to unravel as Naperville police investigated the carjacking, and the two friends eventually told the truth about the accident.

Atkins was still in jail yesterday on $30,000 bond.

He is facing eight criminal charges, including an assault charge involving an officer he is accused of attacking during his arrest.

Stupid CoWorker

1st Person:

“Do you know anything about this fax-machine?”

2nd Person:

“A little. What’s wrong?”

1st Person:

“Well, I sent a fax, and the recipient called back to say all she received was a cover-sheet and a blank page. I tried it again, and the same thing happened.”

2nd Person:

“How did you load the sheet?”

1st Person:

“It’s a pretty sensitive memo, and I didn’t want anyone else to read it by accident, so I folded it so only the recipient would open it and read it.”

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