Stupid Things Overheard

Worker #1: Oh, I love that ringtone! That’s from Wizard of Oz, isn’t it?

Worker #2: Yeah, Ding-Dong! The Witch Is Dead is my favorite song in that whole movie.

Worker #1: Who called?

Worker #2: My mother-in-law.

Worker #1, lauhging: Got any others?

Worker #2: Yeah, I’ve got If I Only Had a Brain on there, too.

Worker #1: Who’s that one for?

Worker #2: My boss.