Customer: “The computer i have now is a Pentium Hewlitt-Packard Bell.”
Tech Support: “Are you sure it’s not just a Hewlitt-Packard or maybe a Packard Bell?”
Customer: “Aren’t they the same thing?”
Tech Support: “No, they are different.”
Customer: “Oh, then maybe its a Pentium Bell.”
Tech Support: “Ok.”
Customer: “It has a Pentium III 166 in it.”