Stupid Laws

In Alabama…

It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

Anniston, Alabama…

It is unlawful for any person to spit upon the sidewalks, or upon the floors of places of worship, buses, public halls, theaters or other public places.

It is illegal to bike, roller-skate, skateboard, or inline skate in a commercially zoned area.Men who deflower virgins, regardless of age or marital status, may face up to five years in jail.

Huntsville, Alabama…

If an animal control officer is in uniform, it signifies to the public that he is an animal control officer.