Stupid Laws in Cerritos California…
All dog “waste” must be removed from any yard within seven days.
Stupid Laws in Chico California…
One must obtain a permit from the city to throw hay in a cesspool.
It is illegal to own a green or smelly animal hide.
Bowling on the sidewalk is illegal.
Driving a herd of cattle down a street is against the law.
Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Stupid Laws in Dana Point California…
One may not use one’s own restroom if the window is open.