Stupid Customers

I worked at a help desk for a bank. I had received many calls from a lady who insisted on drinking coffee by her computer, even though she tended to spill it. One day the lady called yet again.

Customer: “My keyboard isn’t working.”

Tech Support: “What’s wrong with it?”

Customer: “It won’t respond.”

Tech Support: “Did you spill coffee on it again?”

Customer: “I MAY have.”