Stupid Customers

Customer: “You people owe me a new computer.”

Tech Support: “You’re having trouble with your computer? What seems to be the problem?”

Customer: “Well, I bought some memory from you people, and ever since I installed it into my computer, it’s been doing nothing but making grinding noises, and nothing works anymore!”

Tech Support: “Grinding noises?? It shouldn’t be doing that!”

Customer: “I know that! That’s why you people owe me a new computer, and I’m going to charge you for lost downtime and my inconvenience.”

Grinding noises from SIMMs? This was a new one.

Tech Support: “Sir, did you install those chips yourself or did someone do it for you?”

Customer: “I’m not an idiot! I did it myself. I put them right in that slot in the front of the computer, smart aleck.”