Customer: “You people owe me a new computer.”
Tech Support: “You’re having trouble with your computer? What seems to be the problem?”
Customer: “Well, I bought some memory from you people, and ever since I installed it into my computer, it’s been doing nothing but making grinding noises, and nothing works anymore!”
Tech Support: “Grinding noises?? It shouldn’t be doing that!”
Customer: “I know that! That’s why you people owe me a new computer, and I’m going to charge you for lost downtime and my inconvenience.”
Grinding noises from SIMMs? This was a new one.
Tech Support: “Sir, did you install those chips yourself or did someone do it for you?”
Customer: “I’m not an idiot! I did it myself. I put them right in that slot in the front of the computer, smart aleck.”