Customer: “I’ve been signed up with your service for over a week, and have not been able to connect even once because of busy signals. If I can’t get any better service than that, I’m going to switch to another ISP.”
Tech Support: “Hmmm…that shouldn’t be happening. We’re no where near maxing out our dial up lines. Are you sure you’re dialing the right number?”
Customer: “I’m not stupid! I know my own phone number!”