(I’m working the front of a tanning salon and a customer comes up to me, completely naked.)
Customer: “Does this tan look even to you?”
Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, but I need you to go back to your booth and put your clothes on. You’re bothering the other customers.”
Customer: “But I need to know if this tan is even. Does it look like I’m burning?”
Me: *trying not to look at her* “Ma’am, I’m sorry. I need you to go back to your booth and put your clothes on. You can’t just walk around
naked.”
Customer: “Fine! You’re no help at all!”