Stupid Customers

* Me: “Right-click on ‘My Computer’ and choose ‘Properties’.”

* Customer: “I don’t see Properties.”

* Me: “What do you see?”

* Customer: “I see hard disk drives, devices with removable storage–”

* Me: “Ok, you left-clicked; you need to right-click on ‘My Computer’.”

This went on for a few minutes; finally, she got frustrated and said:

* Customer: “I AM USING MY RIGHT HAND!!!”

Thank heaven for the mute button.