Me: “Hello, what can I do for you?”
Customer: “I want to take out a loan.”
Me: “I am sorry, what do you mean?”
Customer: “I want to take out a big loan so I can play and maybe buy a car.”
Me: “This isn’t a bank, sir. This is a casino. We don’t do that.”
Customer: “This can’t be. I know your company has loads of money. I want to borrow some. I will pay the tax or whatever.”
Me: “Sir, we don’t do loans. This isn’t a bank.”
Customer: “This is bulls***! Money is money. What’s the difference if I borrow here or at the bank? I will pay it back. So what difference does it make? Don’t argue with me!”
(I press the red button under my desk to call security.)
Me: “A gentleman will be here in a second to work things out with you and your loan. Good day!”