How about having to follow the rules of a safety manager this stupid. Upon noticing a pinhole sized leak in a hydraulic hose of a forklift, places his index finger over the leak and then demands that the driver activate the control. The driver, having some common sense, denies his first demand. The safety manager then yells to the driver to do as he says, as he is the safety manager. Immediatly upon activation of the control 2,500 lbs of pressure forces hydraulic fluid into the safety managers finger, which then literally explodes up to his thumb. And this man is still employed as a safety manager
