Stupid CoWorkers

Female CoWorker, struggling to pick up carton of printer paper: Can you help me with this?

Male CoWorker: This would be a good time to use the new hand cart.

Female CoWorker: Okay, yes, but I can’t even get it up off the floor.

Male CoWorker: So, you can’t get it up, huh?

Female CoWorker: No, that’s you.