Stupid CoWorkers #1: So your sister had surgery?
Stupid CoWorkers #2: Yeah, she had a hysterectomy.
Stupid CoWorkers #1: Oh, wow, so she don’t want more kids.
Stupid CoWorkers #2: Well, she had a c-section with the last one and there was so much scar tissue in her uterus that she was having never-ending periods and just bleeding for months on end. She said she was not doing anything but bleeding and passing golf ball-sized clots and ruining her furniture, clothes, sheets. She was tired of having really bloody periods.
Stupid CoWorkers #1: Oh.