coworker #1: What are you eating? it smells horrible.
coworker #2: It’s yogurt, for Christ’s sake!
coworker #1: What kind of yogurt?
coworker #2: Strawberry yogurt!
coworker #1: With rotten strawberries! It stinks!
coworker #2: Look, Joe* was just here using the microwave to heat up sh*t.
coworker #1: That sh*t smelled delicious.