Stupid CoWorkers

A nice but easily flustered older lady in our office one day believed she had locked her keys in her car. Befuddled, she recruited the building’s security guard to help her. While the security guard looked at the driver’s side front door and considered what to do, the lady realized the back door on the driver’s side was still unlocked. “That’s not supposed to be unlocked!” she exclaimed. In a flash she opened the door, pushed in the lock and slammed the door before the security guard could interrupt. Truly a true story.