Some Guy: “Hi, can I talk to a manager?”
Me: “I’m the manager on duty. What can I help you with?”
Some Guy: “YOU’RE the manager on duty?! You look like you’re about 16! *laughs with disbelief & scorn*
Me: “Well, I’m 24, and I am a manager here. How can I help you?”
Some Guy: “Can I have a job application?”
Me: “Um…sure.”