My sad story is about a woman I used to work with (best day of my life was when I left the company).
It’s so hard to know where to begin with this silly cow. However, we’ll start by calling her “Ashley”. I was the receptionist/administrator for the department and saw all the potential hires (and read most of the resumes) for “Ashley’s” job. She was certainly not the most suitable applicant by a mile but I digress.