Stupid Bosses

My boss has this strange habit of shaking her 2 liter bottle of soda right before she puts it back in the refrigerator. After being perplexed by this behavior for some time, I asked her about it. She replied that she did it because shaking the bottle caused the soda to fizz. When I was still confused, she looked at me like a was a fool. She then patiently explained that the fizzing was a sign that she had put the carbonation BACK INTO the soda…when we told her that it was impossible, she didn’t believe us…