For two days last week, I emailed my boss and invited him to stop by and see what I had created in response to his request.
On that Friday the pages were shown to a customer who didn’t like them, that was bad enough, but then my boss chimed in on the customers side.
Things like that drive me up a wall, and across the ceiling!
The office is getting pizza today for a co-worker’s birthday.
We decide on getting several pizzas, one of which will be a buffalo chicken pizza.
Stupid co-worker goes: “Buffalo Chicken??? I hope they take the bones out first”
My coworker is talking to a customer on the phone.
He turns to me and says “Hey, how far away is Seattle?”
” Its about 2.5 to 3 Hours” I say
He responds ” Miles?”
” I don’t do miles” I respond, but I know its about 225 to 275 miles away
He goes back to his customer and say’s ” Its about 2.5 to 3 Hours, so about 40 to 60 miles from us ”
wow.
Customer: “Miss, is this a diet soda or a regular?”
Me: “Diet, sir – it’s what you ordered.”
Customer: “Are you SURE it’s diet?”
Me: “Yes, sir, I poured it myself.”
Customer: “Well, it had better be, because I’m allergic to sugar!”
Me: *later, taking the food order* “…and what would you like for dessert, sir?”
Customer: “Oh, I’ll have the chocolate cheesecake sundae.”