Worker #1: Working in an office has posed one major conundrum.

Worker #2: What’s that?

Worker #1: Taking a shit.

Worker #2: Oh?

Worker #1: Yeah! At least when you work in retail you have those big restrooms that the public uses as well…

Worker #2: …

Worker #1: So when you shat you could blame it on the customers in the stall or go damn somebody dropped a biggun in here and the other employees would totally be unawares. In an office, it’s a single toilet in the room and everybody sees you leave the crapper.

Worker #2: Yeah, I know what you mean I usually hold it.

Worker #1: I think I’ve developed stealth poo tactics. I’m like a poo ninja.

Worker #3: You know, you could just go to the other side of the building and shit in their toilets… Worker #1: poo ninja!!!!