Boss: What are you going to do on your lunch break?
Assistant: I think I might go outside and spread my legs.
Boss: Pardon?
Assistant: I said I think I might go outside and stretch my legs. (walks off very quickly)
Stupid Bosses
CS is a lady who lets you know that she has a title and she is very important for this very aspect. She has been with said company for awhile most likely due to the fact that she wouldn’t get a job offer from any place outside of her present company –because she is a flaming bitch!
She thinks she is a beautiful woman. Women who are beautiful don’t act like her. She is a insecure, hateful, cold, micromanging whore. She has no management skills and seems to think that treating your employees like squashed shit is the best approach. Watch our if you have better looks than her or if she suspects that you might have better personal status than her (more education) she will treat you even worse…
Stupid CoWorkers
A co-worker of mine, who is also a graphic designer, gave me the biggest headache/laugh ever in my career.
He asked me to give him a hand with printing some brochures which he designed a while ago. In the process of printing these he realized a typo in the address, so to solve this problem he created labels which he could then place on top of the typo to cover it. As I was about to help him with correcting his mistake….I realized one thing…..
………The labels he printed were transparent, sigh…..
Stupid Customers
* Me: “Right-click on ‘My Computer’ and choose ‘Properties’.”
* Customer: “I don’t see Properties.”
* Me: “What do you see?”
* Customer: “I see hard disk drives, devices with removable storage–”
* Me: “Ok, you left-clicked; you need to right-click on ‘My Computer’.”
This went on for a few minutes; finally, she got frustrated and said:
* Customer: “I AM USING MY RIGHT HAND!!!”
Thank heaven for the mute button.