Stupid CoWorkers

(A woman with a resume approaches our hostess at 6 pm on a very busy Friday night.)

Woman: “I’d like to speak to a manager, please.”

Hostess: “They’re all busy right now, but I can take your resume and pass it along.”

Woman: “No. I want to speak with a manager now.”

Hostess: “Well, like I said, they’re all unavailable right now, but I can pass along–”

Woman: “No. I want a manager now. I want them to put a face to the name on the resume. I want to be professional!”

Hostess: “I’m sorry, but you’ve walked in at the beginning of the dinner rush. Perhaps you should try coming back during the slow times, usually 3-5 pm?”

Woman: “No. I am here now, and I will speak with a manager now! You

are being unprofessional!”

Hostess: “I’m sorry ma’am, I really can’t ask them to conduct an interview when they are backed up with orders.”

Woman: “Fine! This is a waste of my time!”

(The woman rips her resume in two, drops it on the floor, and storms out the front door. Suffice to say, she wasn’t professional enough for the job.)

Stupid Bosses

This guys is a good actor, writes poems in company events and a shrewed incompetent executive in the company. He was an executive with a big company, got fired because of his incompetence and joined a startup which matured over years. This guy is an egomaniac, hates certain types of people and likes to party and drink, specially his newfound love of Russian baniya (or whatever it is called) parties. When he does not find a solution to a problem, he lies to his customers, who are paying millions of dollars to the company.

Stupid Things Overheard

IT guy: What’s wrong?

Foreign IT guy, sniffing: I’m not sure.

IT guy: Don’t worry, you’re in America now. They’ll be stuff wrong with you that you never knew was wrong and whatever it is, there’ll be a pill for it.

Foreign IT guy, backing away: Uhhhh… thanks.

Stupid Customers

Customer: “I want to pay my cell phone bill.”

Me: “Sure. May I have your wireless number?”

Customer: “Oh, I don’t give that out.”

Me: “Well, I’m sorry, sir, I need your wireless number in order to pull up your account.”

Customer: “No! I don’t give anyone my number. That’s personal and private. Let me give you my social…”