(Note: I’m selling t-shirts at Comic Con in San Diego. Two men are dressed as Star Wars characters come to my booth.)
Jedi #1: “Man, these shirts are all great. I don’t know how I’ll pick.”
Coworker: “Well, they are two for $35, so you can get any two you like.”
Jedi #2: “Is there any deal for three?”
Coworker: “Nope, just by twos.”
(Suddenly, the second Jedi activates his light-up light saber and speaks in an angry, menacing tone.)
Jedi #2: “How about now?!”
I work in a seniors home so there’s a lot of different staff; nurses, personal health care workers, dining staff, cleaning, maintenance, activities… everyone knows each other and chats when there’s a spare moment, but for some reason my boss just wont let our department mingle with the others. (this is where i think it roots from) She’s always got a ton on her mind, so she tends to be short with people so she doesn’t forget stuff, it doesn’t make her popular.
Product development guy: I just got an e-mail in Chinese… What do I do?
Product development gal: Just copy/paste it into Microsoft Word and change the font.
Product development guy: It’s Chinese, not Wingdings.
Female coworker #1, walking back from bathroom: I’m so mad I ate that slice of pizza for lunch.
Female coworker #2: Did you just throw up?
Female coworker #1: No! If I did, then I wouldn’t be mad.
Female coworker #3: Well, then maybe you should go back.