Female coworker: What did you bring me from El Salvador?
Make coworker: Nothing. I used all my money for sex.
Stupid Things Overheard
Attractive female employee: Hey Steve*, do you have something hard that I can suck on to keep me awake?
Steve*, after 15 second pause and in disbelief: Jane*, you really don’t know how long I have been waiting for you to ask me that.
Attractive female employee, turning red: I meant did you have candy, like Jolly Ranchers or something.
Stupid Customers
Me: “What type of internet do you have?”
Customer: “Internet Explorer.”
Me: “No, sorry, I meant what type of internet, like your ISP?”
Customer: “Internet.”
Me: “No, what type.”
Customer: “Uh…modem?”
Me: “What kind of modem?”
Customer: “Black.”
Me: “Is it plugged into a phone cable or a coaxial cable? Like a cable you’d plug into your TV.”
Customer: “It’s plugged in to…the wall.”