Employee: Rick, do you want to go to lunch?
Rick: No! I want to kill someone!
Stupid Customers
Customer: “Do you guys still do that free tan on your birthday thing?”
Me: “Yes, we do!”
Customer: “Well, no one called me!”
Me: “Oh, we don’t actually call the clients.”
Customer: “How am I supposed to know when to come then?”
Me: “You just come in on your birthday.”
Customer: “Well, when is that?”
Stupid Things Overheard
Old female shop assistant: The company uses really good boxes to send their stuff in, hey…
Young female shop assistant: What’s so good about them?
Old female shop assistant: They’re really easy to fold, not hard or anything.
Young female shop assistant: Yes, I love a good box.
Stupid CoWorkers
Operator: See that subject line? How am I supposed to know that that means?
Perturbed developer: You can open it up and read the e-mail.
Operator: Then I’d have to open multiple e-mails.
Perturbed developer: Yes, you can do that. You can open multiple e-mails.