Customer: “I keep seeing a charge for $9.99 on my account. Why do you people keep charging me $9.99?”
Me: “Sir, that charge is coming not from us, but from GGW.”
Customer: “What the h*** is GGW? People are stealing my money and you do nothing! So what the h*** is GGW?”
(I have seen the charge for GGW before. I usually just use the abbreviation to spare the customer.))
Me: “Sir, GGW stands for Girls Gone–”
Customer: “Oh yeah. Never mind I remember now…uh…bye.” *click*
Female admin assistant: You know how anal I get when it comes to your work.
Male property manager: It’s okay, I love anal!
(coworkers laugh)
Male property manager: Well… That didn’t come out right.
(Note: I’m bagging groceries.)
Me: “So, are you going to make a pies?”
Customer: “What did you say?!”
Me: “Um, I noticed you’re buying a lot of stuff to make pies with. I asked if you were going to make some.”
Customer: “Stop looking at my groceries!”
Me: “Okay.” *I resume bagging*
Customer: “I said to stop looking at them!”
Me: “Um, okay.”
(I close my eyes and attempt to bag them without seeing them.)
Customer: “Stop mocking me!”
Peon #1: Hey, boss, there is a water leak up on the second floor.
Boss: Well, let’s get up there and check it out.
Peon #2: So there’s a leak in the roof, huh?
Peon #1: Yeah, but the good thing is: it only leaks when it rains!