Director: There’s an anti-harassment meeting tomorrow with the VP, so please no herpes jokes.
Sales rep: Okay.
Director: And no calling Kevin a pussy.
Sales rep: That was you!
Director: Yeah, but you were thinking it.
Stupid Customers
Customer: “I’d like to return this box of cereal. It tastes like it spoiled when I ate it. Here’s my receipt.”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m sorry. We can’t take it back. You only have 90 days to return this item, and you bought it over 5 months ago.”
Customer: “This is outrageous! I could have gotten sick from this!”
Me: *looks in box* “Ma’am, this is an empty box of cereal. Where’s the cereal?”
Customer: “I told you. I ate it!”
Stupid CoWorkers
New wall office prank…
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Stupid CoWorkers
Marketing girl: I also want to know why my salad tastes like bacon.
CSR: Maybe bacon bits are in it?
Marketing girl: Nope, I made it myself… My croutons taste like bacon.
CSR: Is that a come-on?